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Villa Kunterbunt / Villa Smiesznotka^{(3 stars)}

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Hotel in general
5.3
Room
5.2
Service
5.8
Location
5.1
Food and Drinks
5.6
Sport & entertain
4.4

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October 2012

This assessment begins with the history of a, the auszog, the former eastblock to get to know. 'i will just now to Poland, since knows me no ', i had made. In Germany it is hardly different. Booked two weeks in october, half board, rooms for single use. The all in Villa Kunterbunt. This name suggested anarchy, chaos and fun, because i thought equal to the swedish hussy pippilotta viktualia rollgardina peppermint efraimstochter longstocking. Of al i on one magnificent sunday shortly after 13 o'clock arrived, i was first before locked doors. I was really? Stood outside on the sign ... not willa smiesznotka? Of course i was right, because the door stuck a note with the face of frechen pippi mood, and a phone. I zückte the cell phone. If, today, without such a part of on the way is, a philosopher are. Ten minutes after my call, the staff ascha, a young, attractive pole, and closed on. Young, good-looking poles you knew from german whodunits sufficiendy, where tollkühnen police officers from the hands of brutal pimp removed. If i am during my vacation from the hands of osteuropäerinnen release had, is at this point do not betray. The polish women are fashionably very elegantly dressed and gigolos in the danziger old town direct their views on these wonderful creatures, historic sights are only secondary. The Villa Kunterbunt is, as you assume no large concrete hotel, but a nice small guest house, where you as a guest not in the anonymity sinks. In the cosy dining room you in the evening with open fire with other guests, the mainly from Germany come, get in touch. The owner Karolina speaks very good our language and makes with their warmth for an easy going atmosphere. Wifi is free of charge, as some liquor, if the boss after a delicious dinner with the bottle in the hand the tables comes, for the guests to alcoholics to make. So it seems, emphasised you always, that it is just medicine is. This saying has the turks stolen, the say that also has its Raki. In this point, at least, the following proverb is true 'hardly stolen.' Many germans believe, the Poland exported valuables and cars from Germany, without the usual way of the transfer of besitzanspruches to choose. Well, there's always these stereotypes. Who in Poland for the first time is, is at the latest after three days his wallet not more firmly clutch, but estimates the friendliness and willingness to help the locals. read more

Room
3.0

The guesthouse has seven rooms, mine was with shower and toilet, balcony missing. If it really is full, guests will be in another building. Dogs are welcome, if four-legged or krumme like me. Also neighbors have what. Never forget: dogs, the bark, do not sleep. Unfortunately, if you are already on the ratzen and awake thereby is. In the rooms to the street, the high to the train station leads, with small little traffic noise be expected. In my room (number 1) thronte on a vitrinenschränkchen a tv. The me stolen remain, but the 16 october transferred the ARD after the news around 8. the World Cup-qualifikationsspiel Germany against Sweden. With me in the box unfortunately not to receive the first, only 3 satellite as german-language transmitter. The showed around this time under the topic 'Germany in the autumn' the film mogadishu. In the year 1977 kidnapped terrorists Lufthansa-machine Landshut to mogadishu. While the release of the hostage by a gsg-9 command lenient ran out, ended the match despite a comfortable four-doors-projection of the german team not so mild. The Sweden do in Germany decreasingly popular, it started already 1997 with the moose test at. With these scandinavians, the Poland not sunday Centuries ago there was again and again times kloppereien between Sweden and Poland for hegemony in the region. There were dynastic conflicts, the wasa in Sweden was protestant, the in Poland catholic. And we should not forget our pippi, this swashbuckling, unrestrained, rebellious rascal. If bälger start, pippi to emulate, then side parents quickly to their educational borders, not only polish. But there was a bunch of other channels. In the polish television run foreign films in their original language. A dedicated intended husband spoke with monotonous voice the translated dialogues inside. Quite no matter wether a female carps, a guinea pig beeps or e. metric ton of a distant planet would like to telephone home, the spokesman remains cool in his monotonous voice. Important information for all, the in the autumn here should be. By district heating power heating is of the city generally until the 15 october in use taken. So it happened, that i found in a cold and sleepless night hours considered, whom i before the judge could draw. But the Poland are masters of improvisation and Karolina white always a solution. After i on the next day so loudly rumgemault had, got me a 2. duvet. The house's manager but it had other ideas in stock, highly unusual even. For example defines single decided together to a room, so they must sleep in a bed and each other warm. I say but, the Poland are creative and with such actions are amouröse turbulence not excluded. What the heater concerned, it was under pressure from citizens some days earlier on. Nevertheless we deduct for the cold days in the room!
Gastronomy
5.0

Lovers of overcooked canteen and friends of aufgewärmtem from the microwave will not to get your moneys worth. In the evening there was a three-course menu, often typical of the country. The breakfast was okay. Rolls had a rare find, instead you had the choice between different types of bread. Also here, as everywhere in the world, was among the guests over the quality of the coffee controversial. We all know the german proverb: 'who in the morning on the coffee complained, that is already the half day ruined.' You visit a restaurant, a restaurant and paid cash, that means: you pay with zloty. Since the 1 may 2004 is Poland the eu as a full member at. As soon as the Euro in Poland should be introduced, you have reached the point, where you can buy everything, but hardly a can afford. Then the old communists and with serious voice: 'you see, the will you have of them, from your capitalism, the decadent!' How long the Euro even there, this question at the moment nobody really answer. Perhaps the good german Mark one day back, by the dissolution of the euro zone? And many, many colorful currencies, like for instance the catalan peseta, the basque Franc or the south tyrolean alpendollar, by new staatsgründungen introduced.
Service
6.0

Pleasant staff, mainly female. Except for the drinking parties and ageing Sigmund, the six-million-zloty-man. This nicknames, the old guard, represented not, because its last major renovation the uncle doctor was so expensive, no, but, because it simply is irreplaceable. Time pumps Sigmund the bikes on, revives the fireplace or chauffeured guests through the middle of nowhere. And if it has nothing to do, sharpens his meaning with liquor or brawls with its colleagues. Although, it seemed to me, as if the ladies only not let ourselves be beaten. The good Sigmund i would like to at this point however absolutely nothing suppose, since i the polish language not speak, perhaps taunts you. The polish language, the it really is! It is quite tricky, the easiest way to get around are the abbreviations as:ul stands for ulica (street) pks for organize bus transport, pkp for the state railways, s. o. for sad okregowy (district court). And k. o. should generally be aware, that was pretty much after some glass of karolina's wunderschnaps.
Sport & Entertainment
3.0

Pool? There was no pool, didn't see any. If the days become warmer, so a art larger wading pools, more for children, or? I assume, that this summer pool with shampoo was filled, then it would be something for adults. This pool is bigger than a baptismal font, of which i from. How many people karol Jozef wojtyla baptised and so to children of god had made, i don't know. This gentleman is better known as Johannes Paul the ii. The pope is catholic? Tak (ja), he is the leader of this church. Here is still a great deal of tradition holdings. However, i believe, god, it is important, as adults children of god behave, if you are not in the church and rituals maintain. Think and act is possible when people often in contradiction. Christianity as a trigger for war as the nordic was for sure not in the spirit of friedefürsten jesus christ. The Boss never said, we should the pate drive, instead we should treat others, as it would do. Members of god's fan club show joy and enthusiasm, enjoy life, are humble, gentle, modest and have the correct home setting. All this, with a healthy personal relationship to the omnipotent their faith freely. It is therefore basically no matter, what denomination of a person. Eventually you will see the true children of god on their fruits. There is a possibility, a wheel to borrow, and the area to explore. We must not be surprised, if you now and then a bit of a mob kläffender dogs escorted is. Through the forest crawling and mushroom can one also, if one clue. If you don't as alleinunterhalterin occurs, will Karolina the entertainment. Young, pelzbemützte harvesters, the clumsy russian kosakentänze to the performance and robust young ladies in knöchellangen skirts, the poor guests to embarrassing dancing necessary, include luckily not to their repertoire. But there is a small language course. One evening we all had at least two words in polish say, otherwise was a draconian punishment in the air, it threatened schnapsentzug. Car race and hiking. Communist era focused the polish drivers to, potholes to evade and other users in the flight to beat. The with the bad streets has improved, the ruthlessness less. Remember, if you walk: cars, the hoot, not. Otherwise you reluctantly the rest of the vacation in the hospital of wladyslawowo must spend, where you with a cocktail of jahrmarktschreiern and achterbahngekreische love the whole day infernal annoyed. But don't worry, in the autumn, since the lunapark already not any more on. If it weren't for the punk would be... S-Bahn-surfing is an extremely dangerous sport, train sometimes. In nice company two sisters from westphalia i went on a sunny friday by train on the way to sopot, the most famous seaside resort on the outskirts of gdansk. The modern regional train runs only until gdynia glowna. From there one must the skm gdańsk take. Although these s-trains regularly all 20 years cleaned and maintained, it really makes no great fun, to drive. Often these trains very fully, then nothing with comfortably sit and the everything to a sport very special kind. Salvation in sopot arrived, we were met by a summer like from a picture book. Women wore summer dresses, men showed their naked torso and for me were the durchfrorenen nights without heating lay in a long forgotten past. My two ladies were with of unspeakable and great joy over this wetterchen and would they have small flügelchen like angels, they have jubilant in the air be charged. There was a danger, however, with the motorised hang-gliders zusammenzustoßen, in the air without worrying its parties moved. The spa town of sopot is a must for all tourist as the visit one of the local restaurants for all gourmets. The prices are mostly moderate, for financially not so liquid visitors recommended. Poland at all is a cheap holiday destination.
Hotel
5.0

This assessment begins with the history of a, the auszog, the former eastblock to get to know. 'i will just now to Poland, since knows me no ', i had made. In Germany it is hardly different. Booked two weeks in october, half board, rooms for single use. The all in Villa Kunterbunt. This name suggested anarchy, chaos and fun, because i thought equal to the swedish hussy pippilotta viktualia rollgardina peppermint efraimstochter longstocking. Of al i on one magnificent sunday shortly after 13 o'clock arrived, i was first before locked doors. I was really? Stood outside on the sign not willa smiesznotka? Of course i was right, because the door stuck a note with the face of frechen pippi mood, and a phone. I zückte the cell phone. If, today, without such a part of on the way is, a philosopher are. Ten minutes after my call, the staff ascha, a young, attractive pole, and closed on. Young, good-looking poles you knew from german whodunits sufficiendy, where tollkühnen police officers from the hands of brutal pimp removed. If i am during my vacation from the hands of osteuropäerinnen release had, is at this point do not betray. The polish women are fashionably very elegantly dressed and gigolos in the danziger old town direct their views on these wonderful creatures, historic sights are only secondary. The Villa Kunterbunt is, as you assume no large concrete hotel, but a nice small guest house, where you as a guest not in the anonymity sinks. In the cosy dining room you in the evening with open fire with other guests, the mainly from Germany come, get in touch. The owner Karolina speaks very good our language and makes with their warmth for an easy going atmosphere. Wifi is free of charge, as some liquor, if the boss after a delicious dinner with the bottle in the hand the tables comes, for the guests to alcoholics to make. So it seems, emphasised you always, that it is just medicine is. This saying has the turks stolen, the say that also has its Raki. In this point, at least, the following proverb is true 'hardly stolen...' Many germans believe, the Poland exported valuables and cars from Germany, without the usual way of the transfer of besitzanspruches to choose. Well, there's always these stereotypes. Who in Poland for the first time is, is at the latest after three days his wallet not more firmly clutch, but estimates the friendliness and willingness to help the locals.
Location
5.0

The center reached in two minutes. A small emmaladen, where one gets everything, what you to survive in pomerania need, is only a minute walking distance. Such shops have the impossible opening hours. In the morning already at 6 o'clock open and at 23 o'clock is only shut down. That is normal here, even on the sunday. However, some specialist at 17 o'clock already too. Near excursions to marienburg (ordensburg) you in the low season after 15 o'clock already before locked doors. The train station, as well as the next Lidl supermarket can be reached in ten minutes on foot, to the water it is five minutes. Puck (in other words puzk ) is located on the waters of gdansk bay, strictly called this part zatoka pucka. Who here tosendes sea with high waves and never-ending beaches finds, is be disappointed. The right sea must one good ten miles north of the seaside resort wladyslawowo drive. Wladyslawowo, a more complicated name, like the whole polish language. Three days were necessary, until i this then as from the back of her hand could. The building next to the tower, from puck from can see (at least the great), is a hospital. Strange, that you directly next to a park,. If the noisy park first there should be, wonder i am not, if the krankenhausdirektion in the building punkrockmusikern performance available represents, so neat atmosphere into the store comes. A little east of the tower, where the Lidl stops, starts the peninsula hel to. In october it not even surfers on the open sea. Lonely beach walks are here at this time of the year is possible. If the exhausted, drives by bus back. The current timetable concerned the best, for example at the train station or the conductor. If you don't ticket, bought in the bus one. Either directly from the driver or the conductor. The always sits right at the front, this also applies to the train ride. Bus and train travel is therefore in Poland relatively easy and cheap to boot. Unlike with me in rhineland for example, where everywhere automats is possible, and the system as the way of mr, almost unfathomable. To various verkehrsverbünden mingle übergangstarife, sonderfahrkarten, solidaritätszuschläge and so on if you view as by, with our german train? The beaches are very small, but nice. In comparison to places directly at the beaches of the baltic sea it in puck itself in the peak season not crowded. Touristy it is in this region in october the most of as good as dead. Many restaurants and public toilets already closed. In gdańsk is at the end of october the pirate ship its driving a, trips to the westerplatte but still possible. If a tuesday in gdańsk should be, has the possibility, many museums free of charge to visit. Puck is a kaschubische city and formerly cute. In pomerania formerly speak german, but after all the historical trouble with us much has changed. On Mallorca it is the other way round, it is now much more speak german than before. Some Poland, what still with the past is rooted, tend to xenophobia, no wonder. What the 2. world war the german armed forces left had, has later the red army razed. This is particularly true in gdańsk to. However, times have changed and forgiveness and reconciliation, some in this catholic country never which belongs to have The most popular foreigner in Poland, you believe it or not, is Ronald McDonald's. In fact, this yankee a traitor the culinary tradition of the country, still all run like crazy in its schnellimbissrestaurants. Even in the 12000 seelenort puck has a branch to planted. Hamburgers there taste as like in New York, Rio, tokyo. Whether good or bad, cook is also a art, and art is as well known in the eye of the beholder, in this case be said: on the palate of genießers. If you're not without its picture newspaper can live, in puck probably desperate for a to find. This sheet there seemed to be nowhere to buy here give. Multiple award-winning homepages you can later at home in peace, google. As the 20 april 2005 'we are pope!' Before the Poland pope, and for exactly 9665 days.

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Villa Kunterbunt / Villa Smiesznotka^{(3 stars)}